Since Valve enabled users to charge money for mods on Steam, people have uploaded all sorts of wild things onto the Steam Workshop. Some are serious. Some are jokes. And some are actively taking a jab at Valve for having the ‘gall’ to do something like this.

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As you might have heard already, not everyone is happy with the idea of having paid mods on Steam. So folks are fighting back, some with petitions, others with critiques, and in this case, silly overpriced mods that work as a protest of sorts.

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Here are some of the most absurd things I found on the workshop. Note that not all of these have necessarily been approved yet, and very well may disappear from the workshop by the time you read this. This $99 horse genitals mod, for example, is now gone. So is the $100 Gabe Newell genitals mod. No surprises there, eh?

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Golden Potato Mod, $9.99

This downloadable expansion for the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim adds a unique and extraordinary item to the game: the Golden Potato. Found sitting upon the well in the heart of Whiterun, the Golden Potato adds a unique experience to the Skyrim gameplay. It’s a collectible, a food item, a potato, and golden! The Golden Potato mod is the true Elder Scrolls experience you’ve never had! Join the elite club of Golden Potato owners today.

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Extra Apple Mod, $29.99

Have you ever walked into the Bannered Mare and thought to yourself: “Man, this place could use an extra apple.”? Well, worry no longer! “Extra Apple” adds another apple to the counter in the Bannered Mare.

This mod took many years to fully develope. Skyrim released in 2011, and only now do I feel that the mod is ready for a public release.

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Extra Apple is still in beta, but I have decided to open it up to the public for further testing and developement. By purchasing Extra Apple, you are making an investment in one of the most exciting mods in Skyrim history. The price will continue to rise as more features are added. The future features I am planning include:

-Custom modeling, animation, and voice acting for the extra apple

-Adding more than one apple to the counter, possibly two or even (if this mod’s revenue can support me full time for several months) three extra apples

-Massive overhaul to every single gameplay system that there is no way I can feasibly develop

-Yet another shoddy attempt to fix the Civil War questline

-A custom follower who is just a clone of another NPC. This follower will behave exactly like all the followers in the base game, and have no custom dialogue. They will however have a different name, and perhaps a poorly constructed backstory

-A New Lands section of the game featuring a fully voiced 50 hour questline based on my awesome story idea I had in class last Tuesday

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Micro Transactions, $49.99

Do you not have much time? Or you do you just want to get through the game as quick as possible? Well, you’re in damned luck! I’m introducing, micro transactions! An easy way to get any item as long as you work for it! All the money goes straight to charity, me!

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Chicken Companion, $0.49

The mod adds a chicken companion wearing a helmet and backpack to the game. He can be found standing in front of High Hrothgar. The chicken counts as an animal follower, can be used with a normal human follower and does not effect stealth.

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Steam Main Menu Replacer, $0.49

To celebrate paid mods on steam, here’s a brand new main menu screen, with a steam theme!

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Rubbish! $2.49

This mod adds rubbish to skyrim.

Features:

Three exciting pieces of rubbish are added to The Bannered Bare floor as you enter!

These items inculde:

- blood rag

- soul gem shard

- plate

*New*

-burned book -fork

Update 1.11 Fork changed to Dwarven fork

Update 1.1 Thank you everyone for you wonderful support I have been working hard to bring you the new update! In this chilling new update you will find that the pile has grown and now contains a burned book and a fork! -Pimp your crib further with two new items! -combine the fork with the plate for almost a full set! -unravel the mystery behind these objects ~how do the book get burned? ~who’s blood is on the rags? -or just sell these items for more gain!

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This also has a follow-up mod, Rubbish! Bucket DLC for $1.49. You need the first rubbish mod to make the bucket mod to work, hilariously enough.

Epic Helgen Bear Overhaul, $99.99

Makes the bear in the Helgen Keep caves much larger, resulting in a more challenging, realistic, dramatic, immersive and lore-friendly final battle.

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2015-04-24 - Release 2: Added a small bear cub in the cave, and made the mother bear even larger for the ultimate bear combat experience. NOTE! I made the mod slightly more expensive because there are now two bears instead of just one.

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Kill Jerlov, $0.25

This mod allows you to kill Jerlov, the quest giver NPC that is normally invulnerable in Jimo’s $0.50 USD “Lambda Locator” mod. It also makes it so he can not detect when you are sneaking nearby, making for amusing and interesting stealth kills which will probably result in a spinning death animation anyway. Pickpocketing or killing Jerlov will allow you to loot the Crowbar he uses in place of a retaliating NPC’s typical Iron Dagger. Don’t attempt non-discreet combat with Jerlov on low level characters with no gear. You can get to Jerlov quickly by typing “coc NightgateInn” in console.

100% of the portion of Valve’s split goes to Nexus Mods.

Fish Companion, $0.25

The mod adds a part cyborg part fish part gentleman companion to the game. He can be found at the Solitude docks (see picture for exact location). The fish counts as an animal follower, can be used with a normal human follower, is voice acted with corresponding subtitles and does not effect stealth.

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You can check out all of the available Skyrim mods on Steam here.

For convienence, I've linked to the NexusMod page for each Skyrim add-on, in case you want to try any of these out. If you're new to modding, check out Nexus' step-by-step guide. It's easier than it looks.

You can also find some of these on Skyrim's Steam Workshop page, but you can't mix and match those with the Nexus versions -- and many of the Nexus mods I'm listing aren't available through the Workshop. You have an impossible decision ahead of you. Do you want the simplicity of the Steam Workshop? Or do you want Animated Fart Shouts?

10. Animated Fart Shouts

by Twiggy - Download

Here's the thing with Animated Fart Shouts: It's janky and juvenile and is completely superfluous to the gameplay expreience. In other words, it's everything you thought it could be.

As life-changing as this mod may seem, it's not really altering much of the game code. Shouts are still shouts, only the Dragonborn is popping a squat beforehand. And yet, the simple animation tweak does wonders. Tell me you can watch someone fart so hard they sprint through a gate and not feel anything in the 'haha butts are funny because that's where the poop comes out' part of your brain.

Part of the hilarity might come from how it subverts the well-worn 'Chosen One' trope. In the game, you're this vaunted savior with incredible powers. But with AFS, you're a terrifying asshole who can incinerate people with his own flatulence.

Yeah, there are a ton of graphical upgrades and UI improvements you can download to make Skyrim an all-around better game. But you've gotta have priorities.

9. The Staff of Sweet Rolls (and Cheese)

by Nebior - Download

The foodstuffs in Skyrim are one of the most lovingly-crafted items in the game. They're certainly better than the dopey citizens that walk around towns spouting the same three lines from five different voice actors. With the Staff of Sweet Rolls, you can make the world a tastier, less boring place by evening the odds. All you have to do is blast any living thing with the Staff, and they'll be transmogriphied into a delicious pastry.

It's especially convienent for hoarding 28 sweet rolls to eat all at once right before you die fighting two dragons, but it does have a nasty side effect of potentially breaking your whole game. See, even though the Staff of Sweet Rolls makes you feel a little like Majin Buu, there are no Dragon Balls to wish everyone back to life after you've zapped them into sweets. Rollify the wrong NPC and you could annihilate an important or even a vital questline, and you won't have anything but a formerly human baked good to show for it.

That said, if you live by the credo of 'F5 and Do It Live,' you might want to get the quicksave ready for The Staff of Cheese. It's like the Staff of Sweet Rolls, but with cheese rolls. Lots and lots of cheese rolls.

If you've modded your game to this point you could probably just spawn all the cheese wheels you want without sacrificing digital lives, but then your cheese wheels wouldn't have that savory post-human flavor.

8. The terror of the Werechair

by DigitalLion - Download

Becoming a werewolf in Skyrim isn't really worth it. You have to go through one of the game's weaker plotlines to get the power, and when you do go into beast mode everyone freaks out and a bounty is put on your head. But, as with everything that has ever existed, there's a mod that makes it a little bit more fun.

Boom! Who cares about wolfing out when you can chair outand glide around the world as the realm's most menacing piece of furniture? Laugh all you want, you're only risking your own esophogus being torn out by a disgruntled Pee Wee's Playhouse prop.

All the mod really does is replace the werewolf with a simple chair model that has no frames of animation whatsoever, but that's what makes it so bizarre and hilarious to behold. Unfortunately, the mod community has yet to one-up themselves with the next logical step: 'Werecheesewheel.'