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Read the first three chapters of 'Fifty-one Shades: A Parody', a rough draft excerpt from the forthcoming full-length parody novel, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey.
Shaffer turns the BDSM love story between CEO Christian Grey and virginal college student Anastasia Steele into a comedy of errors. In 'Fifty-One Shades: A Parody', the unbelievably handsome Edward — er, “Chris Gray”..more
Shaffer turns the BDSM love story between CEO Christian Grey and virginal college student Anastasia Steele into a comedy of errors. In 'Fifty-One Shades: A Parody', the unbelievably handsome Edward — er, “Chris Gray”..more
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Mar 20, 2012Steph Sinclair rated it it was amazing
Shelves: 2012-reads, funny, completely-random, short-and-sweet, pure-win
I laughed so hard! Brilliant!
Okay, that opening paragraph was hilarious:
Okay, that opening paragraph was hilarious:
I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up. I’m supposed to be studying for my finals; my roommate, Kathleen, should be the one fussing with her hair in front of the mirror right now. Instead, I’m trying to brush my hair into submission. Why is my hair so kinky? I need to stop sleeping with it wet, because it alway..more
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Mar 20, 2012♡Karlyn P♡ rated it it was amazing
This book was PRICELESS!! Well, actually it was FREE, but my time is not free, and reading this was time well spent!
This is a hilarious short read. Thanks GR friends for the recommendation. While I have not read the Fifty Shades series which this book parodies, I have read Twilight and saw some connections to that book. I think I even saw a small parody of Steve Jobs when Anna asks the bazillionaire Gray about being adopted. In truth, you don't need to read either to enjoy the crazy humor. It r..more
This is a hilarious short read. Thanks GR friends for the recommendation. While I have not read the Fifty Shades series which this book parodies, I have read Twilight and saw some connections to that book. I think I even saw a small parody of Steve Jobs when Anna asks the bazillionaire Gray about being adopted. In truth, you don't need to read either to enjoy the crazy humor. It r..more
Mar 20, 2012Riverina Romantics rated it really liked it
What was the best thing to come out of the Fifty Shades Trilogy???? This parody.
I’m quite convinced that Andrew Shaffer is my soul mate – move over husband, Andrew now holds my heart firmly in his very long fingers.
Although I am slightly disappointed that Anna’s inner Goddess didn’t get a mention. In true parody fashion I would have expected that line to be used in every paragraph – much like the original Fifty Shades book..however it wouldn’t surprise me if a copyright was now on those word..more
Mar 18, 2012Katie(babs) rated it it was amazing
Every time I read a new part, my stomach aches because I'm laughing too hard. Seriously, no reason to read the real Fifty Shades, because this is so on point. Think of the Scary Movie parodies and that's what you have here.
With an opening sentence like this: 'I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up', you know you're in for a good time reading.
Update: SO happy for Andrew!! http://www..more
Mar 20, 2012Kristen rated it it was amazingWith an opening sentence like this: 'I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up', you know you're in for a good time reading.
Update: SO happy for Andrew!! http://www..more
Recommends it for: Anyone who's read Fifty Shades of Grey
Hilarious parody on the book Fifty Shades of Grey. I couldn't stop laughing. To top it off, the book is free here on Goodreads.
Mar 20, 2012Amber J. rated it really liked itRecommends it for: anyone suffering from lulz deprivation
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Recommended to Amber J. by: Stephanie Sinclair's status update
Shelves: parody-and-satire, must-read-before-2012-apocalypse, could-it-be-p2p, ftw, laughed-so-hard-i-cried
UPDATE: Just saw this on author's website:
I don't know how I feel about this. But it would be hilarious if E.L. James tried to sue him over it lol.
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Ha! That's funny. Hee. Hee hee. Heeee. Hahaha. Is the whole building made with the same materials? HAHAHAHAHA! Ahhh, that was a good one. He's the kind of guy you want to write fanfic about. Haaa aah aah ah-hah ah-hah ah-hahahaha. Oh, I'm going to enjoy this...more
Mar 20, 2012Jenn rated it liked itI don't know how I feel about this. But it would be hilarious if E.L. James tried to sue him over it lol.
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Ha! That's funny. Hee. Hee hee. Heeee. Hahaha. Is the whole building made with the same materials? HAHAHAHAHA! Ahhh, that was a good one. He's the kind of guy you want to write fanfic about. Haaa aah aah ah-hah ah-hah ah-hahahaha. Oh, I'm going to enjoy this...more
Shelves: self-published, read-in-2012, 3-star-reads
First off, know that I'm taking this whole thing with a grain of salt. I never read 50 Shades of Grey (nor do I plan on it), but I did read it when it was a fan fic. Ok, now onto the parody.
This only parodies the first 3 chapters so far..and it's pretty amusing. With opening lines like:
'Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up'
Hits the nail right on the head, don't ya think? The author even plays up to the fact that the other 50 is extreme..more
This only parodies the first 3 chapters so far..and it's pretty amusing. With opening lines like:
'Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up'
Hits the nail right on the head, don't ya think? The author even plays up to the fact that the other 50 is extreme..more
OMG This was some funny ...!
Now, I have to come clean and admit to really enjoying the original 'Fifty Shades' but this was too funny to pass up.
Memorable quotes that had me busting a gut:
“My shift isn’t over until six,” I say glumly. “Hold on,” he says. He pulls a Blackberry from his coat pocket and taps out a text. It buzzes…. “I’m your boss, Anna.”
“What do you mean?” There’s that smile again, the one with all those teeth. “I just bought Walmart,”
Chris has a helicopter waiting for us in the..more
Mar 20, 2012Karla rated it it was amazingNow, I have to come clean and admit to really enjoying the original 'Fifty Shades' but this was too funny to pass up.
Memorable quotes that had me busting a gut:
“My shift isn’t over until six,” I say glumly. “Hold on,” he says. He pulls a Blackberry from his coat pocket and taps out a text. It buzzes…. “I’m your boss, Anna.”
“What do you mean?” There’s that smile again, the one with all those teeth. “I just bought Walmart,”
Chris has a helicopter waiting for us in the..more
Shelves: humor, ebook, fanfiction
OMG, hilarious. I never got past the first chapter in the original book, but that doesn't make the parody any less fucking hilarious. :D If I quoted my favorite parts, it'd be the whole thing. GO READ IT, even if you didn't give in to the 50 Shades hype. You've probably heard enough about it second-hand to still get the jokes.
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I walk through the glass doors and into the lobby, which is also floor-to-ceiling glass and steel. This fascinates me, because buildings back in Portland are made of gra..more
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I walk through the glass doors and into the lobby, which is also floor-to-ceiling glass and steel. This fascinates me, because buildings back in Portland are made of gra..more
Mar 16, 2012Has rated it it was amazing
Hilarious riff of 50 Shades and it is bloody funny! I am following this religiously because with quotes like
'I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up.' and
“I think you can take the rest of the afternoon off.”
“I only have a week left, but my boss would kill me,” I say.
“I’m your boss, Anna.”
“What do you mean?”
There’s that smile again, the one with all those teeth. “I just bought Walmart,” he says.'
I highly recommend this to everyone w..more
Apr 07, 2012Merary rated it it was amazing'I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up.' and
“I think you can take the rest of the afternoon off.”
“I only have a week left, but my boss would kill me,” I say.
“I’m your boss, Anna.”
“What do you mean?”
There’s that smile again, the one with all those teeth. “I just bought Walmart,” he says.'
I highly recommend this to everyone w..more
Shelves: adult, parodies, i-m-dying-of-laughter, short-stories
HOLY. POPSICLE. STICKS.
This parody of the awful Fifty Shades trilogy is G-E-N-I-U-S.
This parody isn't just mad funny--IT'S CRAZILY HILARIOUS!!
I got hooked from its first words:I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up.
I'M STILL LAUGHING!! WHY I AM STILL LAUGHING!! HA . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Andrew Shaffer, you made my day, if not my entire LIFE.
From quotes like:
“I’m sorry, Anna. It too..more
Mar 19, 2012Lyndi W. rated it it was amazingThis parody of the awful Fifty Shades trilogy is G-E-N-I-U-S.
This parody isn't just mad funny--IT'S CRAZILY HILARIOUS!!
I got hooked from its first words:I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up.
I'M STILL LAUGHING!! WHY I AM STILL LAUGHING!! HA . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Andrew Shaffer, you made my day, if not my entire LIFE.
From quotes like:
“I’m sorry, Anna. It too..more
Shelves: 5-star
Mar 19, 2012Sandra added it Shelves: satire, giggle-snorts, made-of-win, humor
Funny as hell and points out all the things that made the original so lulz-worthy.
ETA 5/19/12:
Sorry, Andrew Shaffer - you've lost points because you decided to join this bandwagon and sell your parody. I feel lied to, and that you sold out.
http://www.evilreads.com/fifty-one-sh..
ETA 7/25/12:
removed rating after reading the entire parody.
Mar 25, 2012Karla rated it it was amazingETA 5/19/12:
Sorry, Andrew Shaffer - you've lost points because you decided to join this bandwagon and sell your parody. I feel lied to, and that you sold out.
http://www.evilreads.com/fifty-one-sh..
ETA 7/25/12:
removed rating after reading the entire parody.
Shelves: depends-moments, laugh-out-loud-funny, brilliant
ROLFLMFAO!! BRAVO!! You are brilliant Andrew Sahffer! If you have 30 minutes and you want to laugh..the snorting, wheezing, can't catch your breath, maybe you should have worn a Depends kind of laughing..then read this!! Just don't eat or drink, because you might choke. My head hurts now!
Mar 20, 2012Laura the Highland Hussy rated it really liked it
This had me laughing out loud! Oh my gosh, whether you've read Fifty or not, Fifty-One is hysterical!
Go here for the parody: http://www.evilreads.com/fifty-one-sh..
My favorite quotes:
'HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SPARKLY VAMPIRES IS HE HOT!'
'I have hobbies,” he says, smirking. “Physical pursuits: Base-jumping, hang-gliding, underwater basket-weaving.'
I shake my head to gather my thoughts. When I draw a blank, shaking up the ol’ brain box always seems to help me. Like a magic eight ball, a thought pops up..more
Shelves: anthologies-novellas-shorts, humor-romantic-comedy, freebie-gift, humor-fall-off-the-couch-funny-lol, humorous-at-times-or-fluffy-fun, 2012-reads, format-ebook, quick-read-romance, 5-stars, fsog-fifty-shades-frenzy-zeal-trope
5 stars – This clever parody of Fifty Shades of Grey made me snicker and snort with laughter!
I'm laughing as much as I was when I read the original Fifty Shades.
Mar 21, 2012NhaughtyV says Damn the Zon Save the Reviews rated it Fifty-one Shades Of Gray Imdb
really liked itRecommended to NhaughtyV says Damn the Zon Save the Reviews by: Laura the Highland Hussy Hunsaker
OMFG!! This is just toooo freakin' funny! I can't wait for the rest of the story! If you've read Fifty and/or Twilight, ya gotta read this one! BTW, it will have your co-workers looking at you like you lost your mind when you bust out laughing!! Yes, I was bad and read at work!! Don't judge me! LOL!!
Here's some fav quotes:
“Mr. Gray will see you now,” the blonde woman says. I push the door open and trip over the hem of my sagging sweatpants in one swift motion. As I careen towards the floor, my..more
Mar 20, 2012Holly Noelle rated it Here's some fav quotes:
“Mr. Gray will see you now,” the blonde woman says. I push the door open and trip over the hem of my sagging sweatpants in one swift motion. As I careen towards the floor, my..more
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liked itRecommended to Holly Noelle by: Jenn
This will be the only thing with 'fifty' and 'shades' in the title that I will ever read.
I think this whole thing is summed up with this sentence: 'We step into the helicopter’s cockpit and he takes control of the controls like the controlling man he is.'
That writing, while mocking FSoG, is far superior to anything I read from the original fanfic.
I will continue to read this parody - I was highly entertained.
I think this whole thing is summed up with this sentence: 'We step into the helicopter’s cockpit and he takes control of the controls like the controlling man he is.'
That writing, while mocking FSoG, is far superior to anything I read from the original fanfic.
I will continue to read this parody - I was highly entertained.
Mar 20, 2012new_user rated it it was amazing
Tongue-in-cheek and absurd-- my favorite kind of humor. Set wombs to incubate. (You had to be there. Go read it if you haven't read Fifty Shades but you have an idea what it's about and Suzy, it ain't pretty.)
It is 51 shades better, simple as that.
Nov 12, 2012Samadrita rated it liked it Shelves: parody-retellings, for-teh-ladies, cotton-candy, bring-on-the-lols, ewwrotica
I read the 3 chapters of this on goodreads just now (because I was aimlessly browsing through the site anyway). And boy am I glad I did. I read about the first 7 chapters of the original Fifty Shades of Grey and was so disgusted with the author's blatant disrespect for the reader's intellect that I vowed never to read erotica again. But this parody is so worth it. Sample these and judge yourself -
I blush. “Oh, stop.”..more
“No, it’s true,” he says. “I have no idea what’s going on inside that pretty l
Jul 23, 2012Kat rated it really liked it
I push the door open and trip over the hem of my sagging sweatpants in one swift motion. As I careen towards the floor, my body reflexively goes into gymnast mode. I drop the backpack and notebook, throw my arms straight out, and roll into a carwheel. With the momentum picked up from tripping, I complete three full cartwheels before landing on my feet – on Mr. Gray’s desk!
I'm laughing so hard, I can't breathe!
“Do I intimidate you, Anna?” he says.
“Why do you ask?”
“Because you seem nervous around..more
Mar 20, 2012I'm laughing so hard, I can't breathe!
“Do I intimidate you, Anna?” he says.
“Why do you ask?”
“Because you seem nervous around..more
Jae rated it it was amazing Shelves: 5-star, silly-lol, first-read-by-author, lovvit, freebies, 2012
This was so very FUN! Pity that this was just a few chapters worth. Hopefully AS would eventually finish this story and publish it as a book. I would definitely prefer it than the original Fifty series.
Nov 01, 2012Kelly22 rated it it was amazing Shelves: 2012-releases, witty-humerous-funny-comedy, free-be, anthologies-novellas-short-stories
Simply indisputably HILARIOUS!
Andrew Shaffer talks about a very different Edward aka Chris Grey and Ana Steal in this comical version of Fifty Shades of Grey!
Fans of the series should definitely give it a try.
Andrew Shaffer talks about a very different Edward aka Chris Grey and Ana Steal in this comical version of Fifty Shades of Grey!
Fans of the series should definitely give it a try.
Mar 25, 2012AH rated it really liked it
Fun little parody of Fifty Shades of Grey.
Quite entertaining and I'll be on the lookout for his soon to be published book - Fifty Shames of Earl Grey.
Apr 07, 2012Brittany B. rated it really liked itQuite entertaining and I'll be on the lookout for his soon to be published book - Fifty Shames of Earl Grey.
Recommends it for: Anyone who's heard of 50shades.
Shelves: funny
I’m trying to brush my hair into Submission.
Why is my hair so Kinky?
Oh how I enjoyed this little treasure. This parody has so much potential, and I want more! I hope it's not a joke that the author is releasing a longer version called 'Fifty Shames of Earl Gray'.
Tongue-in-Cheeks, for sure ;) This is the dirty-parody version of the dirty-fan-fiction version of the YA phenom Twilight.. This little ebook is charming and clever. I definitely snorted in the first chapter. It was welcome catha..more
Mar 16, 2012Michael rated it liked it
This author is kind of creepy, but I'm interested in seeing where this book goes
Mar 20, 2012HeatherJay rated it it was amazing
Off the f-ing charts funny!
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Andrew Shaffer is the New York Times bestselling author of more than a dozen books. He lives with his wife, novelist Tiffany Reisz, in Lexington, Kentucky, where he teaches at the non-profit Carnegie Center for Literacy and Learning.
“I like my tea like I like my men,” I say. With the last name “Grey.” But I realize that’s too forward, so I add, “Black.”
He raises an eyebrow.
“I mean, not that I exclusively like black men,” I say, trying to recover. “I like other kinds of tea. And men.”
“Have you ever tasted..white tea, Anna?” — 44 likes
He raises an eyebrow.
“I mean, not that I exclusively like black men,” I say, trying to recover. “I like other kinds of tea. And men.”
“Have you ever tasted..white tea, Anna?”
“As I brush my long, brown hair, the girl in the mirror with blue eyes too big for her head stares back at me. Wait..I don’t have blue eyes! Then I realize I haven’t been looking into the mirror. I’ve been staring at a poster of Kristen Stewart for five minutes. My own hair is actually fine.” — 23 likes
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